{"product_id":"adulting-hard-pass-candle","title":"Adulting? Hard Pass.","description":"\u003cp style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMeet Your Adopted Candle: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"509\" data-start=\"484\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(93, 0, 150);\"\u003eAdulting? Hard Pass. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e- \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eScented Olive Oil Wax Candle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"573\" data-start=\"510\"\u003eCitrus • Cereal Milk • Vanilla\u003cbr data-end=\"543\" data-start=\"540\"\u003eNet Wt. 8 oz • 40+ hour burn\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"596\" data-start=\"575\"\u003eFragrance Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"682\" data-start=\"597\"\u003eTop: Lemon, Lime, Citrus\u003cbr data-end=\"624\" data-start=\"621\"\u003eMiddle: Cereal, Milk, Orange\u003cbr data-end=\"655\" data-start=\"652\"\u003eBase: Vanilla, Sandalwood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"701\" data-start=\"684\"\u003eDescription\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"817\" data-start=\"702\"\u003eFor the grown-up who is technically an adult… but spiritually still a kid with a blanket fort and a bowl of cereal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1089\" data-start=\"819\"\u003eAdulting? Hard Pass. blends bright citrus, sweet cereal milk, and cozy vanilla into a scent that feels like Saturday morning cartoons — minus the responsibilities. It’s nostalgic, playful, and just indulgent enough to make dinner-in-a-bowl feel like a valid life choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1178\" data-start=\"1091\"\u003eLight it on low-effort days, mental health days, and “I’ll deal with it tomorrow” days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1183\" data-start=\"1180\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1209\" data-start=\"1185\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1482\" data-start=\"1211\"\u003e• Plant-based olive oil wax blend\u003cbr data-end=\"1247\" data-start=\"1244\"\u003e• Vegan \u0026amp; cruelty-free\u003cbr data-end=\"1272\" data-start=\"1269\"\u003e• Phthalate-free \u0026amp; paraben-free fragrance oils\u003cbr data-end=\"1321\" data-start=\"1318\"\u003e• Sustainably sourced materials\u003cbr data-end=\"1355\" data-start=\"1352\"\u003e• Hand-poured in small batches in California\u003cbr data-end=\"1402\" data-start=\"1399\"\u003e• Reusable, recyclable glass vessel\u003cbr data-end=\"1440\" data-start=\"1437\"\u003e• Every candle adopted helps rescue cats\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1572\" data-start=\"1484\"\u003eProudly crafted and sourced in the USA. Supporting small businesses with every purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Meep Meep \u0026 Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47595376672995,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/6035\/8371\/files\/Cereal.png?v=1763686655","url":"https:\/\/shopmeepmeep.com\/products\/adulting-hard-pass-candle","provider":"Meep Meep \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}